A Tribute to: The Miami Heat Dancers
April 4, 2009 by Evil E
The NBA is holding it’s annual “Dance Team Bracket,” and these ladies are about to win it for the 4th year in a row.
When you go to NBA.com’s Dance Bracket, you can click on the matchups and view every dance team in the NBA. So originally I intended to pick 1 or 2 of my favorite dancers from each squad, but after viewing some of the less attractive teams, I knew that wasn’t going to work.
So then I decided to just focus on the Final 4 teams. Charlotte has a couple of hotties, but it’s no surprise that they lost to the mamacitas from Miami. In the West bracket, I was very intrigued by the dancers from New Orleans. I mean, with a name like “The Honeybees,” how could I go wrong? Unfortunately, their website is kinda wack in the sense that’s it’s too flashy for its own good. And while I’m diggin’ Stacey and Krista, their team is no match for Miami’s depth and diversity.
Which leaves us with the “Rockets Power Dancers.” Facing Miami in the Championship round (voting ends at 11am PST on Monday, April 6th) is the dance team from Houston. If you go to their website, you’ll see that their intro video is pretty sweet and that Chayla, Elaine, and Savannah are all pretty fly, but in my opinion, they aren’t even in the same league as the ladies below.
Which is why the Miami Heat Dancers are going to be named the most popular dance team AGAIN. And when you check out these photos, you’ll understand why. I’ll start by showing their complete roster and adding some action photos of the team, before finally highlighting my favorites from the #1 dance squad in the NBA. Enjoy…
Andrea, Ashley, Dionne
Jackie, Jenny, Julissa
Katie, Kenya, Keraly
Kristina, Krystal, Laura
Lauren, Luanna, Maddy
Natalia, Natalie, Odaymis
Sarah, Shea, Stephanie
Talia, Traci, Yoly
PS – I’m having trouble deciding between Luanna and Odaymis, so I’ll just take both of them and let you guys share the rest. 
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No way man! I’m taking Luanna!
Been a Heat fan for 15 years…Trista from The Bachelor (I’m kinda ashamed I know this) was a Heat dancer.
This year is by far their hottest year, though. Funny how IllegalD syas he’s TAKING Luanna. lol…reminds me of back in middle school. Nah Odmayis is mine! lol crazy.
This will be 4 years in a row for Miami. No other dance team has ever won the title!
I meant Odaymis…
For real though…there’s some variety here. Miami’s always had sick females. Go Heat!
I’ve never been to Florida. Kinda funny since I once had a fake ID that said I was from Miami. If anyone knows what beach these ladies frequent, lemme know and I’ll schedule a vacation.
Yo honestly you cant go wrong with any of them. But Luanna and Kenya are insane. Makes you forget about fantasy basketball and start thinking about planning a trip to the Dirty South.
Nice Work E and thanks to your help i was able to win my League. What to do between now and October 2009???
Ummm, more honeys?
heat dancers yes
The NBA Bracket Competition is happening again this year. It starts at the end of the week. Da Heat dancers are trying for their 5th. We should help them out.