The All-White American Team

January 27, 2008 by Evil E 

5 White Indiana PacersIs it just a coincidence that the Indiana Pacers have 5 White American players on their team?

As of January 27th, 2008, there are 51 white American-born players in the NBA. This represents just 11.8% of the 432 total players on current NBA rosters.

Here I’ve selected 12 of the best to see how an All-White USA team would stack up.

With the game of basketball being more global than ever before, and with more and more international players becoming stars in the states, is the white American baller a dying breed in the NBA? Do certain NBA cities prefer white players more than others?

Feel free to share your thoughts…

POINT GUARDS:

(1) Steve Blake

Blake is a proven winner. He (along with Juan Dixon) led Maryland to an NCAA Championship in 2002 and a Final Four appearance in 2001. After being traded to Denver last season, the Nuggets went 25-15 with Blake in the starting lineup compared to just 20-22 without him. He’s been even better this season. Portland has a remarkable 25-14 record with Blake in the starting lineup compared to 0-4 without him.

Not impressed? He’s dished out 196 assists to just 54 turnovers this season, for a rock solid 3.6 ass/to ratio (5th in the league, ahead of Billups, Nash, Baron, Kidd, and Deron). Steve has also improved his shooting in recent years. His 44.7 %FG is a career-best and his 46.2% from downtown ranks him 7th in 3P%. That’s right folks, Steve Blake is the ONLY player in the NBA to rank in the top 10 in both ass/to ratio and 3P%. He’s a proven winner in the prime of his career (27 years old), so he’s a no-brainer to lead the All-White team.

(2) Kirk Hinrich

Hinrich got off to a miserable start this season, but he’s too talented to leave off this team. He has decent size for a point guard and is usually a solid defender, which is one of the All-White team’s glaring weaknesses. Before this season, Kirk was also a very good 3-point shooter (15th in 3P% last season at 41.5%).

However, there are plenty of Hinrich critics who claim that he’s more of a 2-guard because he’s not that great at penetrating and creating (either for himself or his teammates). Sure enough, if you need a bucket and there’s only 5 seconds on the clock, I could name at least 100 players I’d rather give the ball to. I’m selecting Hinrich for the All-White team in hopes that he’ll be rejuvenated by teaming up with his former college buddy Collison, but if you’re taking the salary cap into consideration, Hinrich ($11 million) would be the first one to go (more on that below).

(3) Chris Quinn

Quinn has proven to be a serviceable backup point guard in the NBA. His size and skills are similar to Steve Blake’s, meaning that he can get overpowered by bigger guards on defense, but doesn’t make many mistakes on offense. He has a nice shooting stroke and is a 39.3% 3-point shooter early on in his NBA career. Even tho Jay-Will starts ahead of him in Miami, Quinn actually has a better Roland Rating and is making just 1/13th of what Williams is making this season!

Just Missed the Cut: Luke Ridnour, Jason Williams

Ridnour has shown flashes of ability, but it’s his 5th NBA season and he’s yet to put it all together. I initially placed Jay-Will on the team thanks to his solid assist/ turnover ratios and his ‘05-06 Championship run, but injuries are starting to take a toll on him, he wouldn’t be happy coming off the bench, and he’s making a whopping $9 million this season. I’ll pass on “White Chocolate.”

Everyone Else: Dan Dickau, Travis Diener

SHOOTING GUARDS:

(1) Mike Miller

Quite simply, Mike Miller is going to have to carry this team on his back on most nights for them to be successful. He’s an excellent shooter (career 40.2% 3-point shooter) who can put a lot of points on the board (scored 25+ points in 18 of 70 games last season), but he’ll also be relied on heavily as the team’s primary playmaker.

Miller is a willing passer (4.3 apg last year), but he’ll have to focus on creating more shots for the All-White team (who else is going to?) than he normally does.

Mike will also have to routinely guard the opposing team’s top player, so his defense will be key. He’s not known for his defensive prowess, but he spent a lot of time guarding Kobe in Team USA practices, so he should be ready for the challenge. Without Mike Miller, the All-White team would be in a lot of trouble.

(2) Brent Barry

Even at 36 years old, Barry is a valuable contributor for the World Champion Spurs. While his all-around game isn’t quite what it used to be, “Bones” is still a versatile player and a quality backup to Mike Miller. Barry has always been one of the most accurate 3-point shooters (10 of 13 seasons over 39% 3P) and efficient scorers (career True Shooting Percentage of 60.7%, which would place him in the top 10 All-Time if he qualified). In case you’re wondering, the formula for TS% is: PTS / (2 x (FGA + .44 x FTA)).

The cagey vet gets bonus points for proving that white men CAN jump as well as owning one of the most unassumingly dominant fantasy seasons of All-Time in 2001-02:

14.4 pts, 5.4 reb, 5.3 ass, 1.8 stl, .5 blk, 2.0 treys, 50.8% FG, 84.6% FT

Just Missed the Cut: Matt Carroll, Coby Karl

Carroll is more than adept at putting the ball in the hole, but he doesn’t have the intangibles that Barry brings to the table. Coby Karl would make for a great guy to have at the end of the bench, but he has yet to prove anything in the NBA.

Everyone Else: Adam Haluska, Casey Jacobsen, Eric Piatkowski, JJ Redick

SMALL FORWARDS:

(1) Mike Dunleavy

Mike D is having the best season of his career, so he’s definitely earned the starting small forward spot.

He can play some shooting guard as well, but smaller, quicker players tend to blow right by him. If Dunleavy could play respectable D, that would be a huge bonus for the All-White team.

Junior can really help this team by pushing the ball in transition, trying to setup teammates for easy buckets. He’s always had good court awareness and excellent passing abilities, and now he has a talented center in Kaman and plenty of deadly shooters to pass to.

(2) Luke Walton

Dunleavy vs. Walton is my favorite All-White matchup. I would actually pay to watch these two guys go at each other in practice!

Being a Warriors fan, I always envied the Lakers for being able to land Walton with the 3rd pick in the 2nd round (’03) while G.S. reached for Dunleavy with the 3rd pick in the 1st round (’02), passing on Amare Stoudemire, Caron Butler, Carlos Boozer, and Tayshaun Prince in the process.

If I had to choose either one to have on my team, I would opt for Walton simply because he seems to have more fun playing the game. Luke is really struggling this season, but he’s a great “team guy” and a talented player to boot.

Just Missed the Cut: Matt Harpring, Jason Kapono

It’s tough to leave Harpring off this team because he’s such a tough, hard-nosed guy, but he’s clearly on the downside of his career. Kapono is an extremely accurate shooter (more so than Korver), but he won’t do much else to help this team that already has plenty of outside shooting.

Everyone Else: Ryan Bowen, Luke Jackson, Kyle Korver, Josh McRoberts, Adam Morrison

POWER FORWARDS:

(1) David Lee

I don’t think there’s any question that David Lee is the most athletic white player in the NBA.

He can throw down some nice dunks and actually ranks 12th in the NBA for total dunks despite his limited playing time. The guy is a little undersized for power forward, but he’s quick around the basket and deceptively strong. He also has nice footwork and soft, ambidextrous hands. Why is he only playing 26 minutes a game Isiah?!

Lee’s energy and tenacity should not be overlooked. His ability to run the floor, crash the glass hard, and play good help defense will be imperative to the All-White team’s success. I’m a big D. Lee fan and I would love to see him play a larger role than he currently is. Creating an All-White team gives him that chance!

Lee’s tip-in with .1 seconds left is one of my all-time favorite buzzer-beaters.

(2) Nick Collison

The former Kansas star brings some sorely needed grit and toughness to the All-White team. He’s not a great shot-blocker, but Collison is very good at taking charges.

This will be especially important for a team that’s going to get beat off the dribble a LOT.

Collison has some nice low post moves and can even move over to center when the All-White team wants to go small.

(3) Matt Bonner

I’m going with Matt Bonner as my 12th man. “The Best Redhead in the NBA” gets the nod for his combination of size (6-10, 240+) and 3-point shooting ability (40.9% career 3P%). I watched him play on 12/11/07 when he destroyed the Warriors for 25 points and 17 rebounds (both career-highs), and I came away very impressed.

Bonner also gets bonus points for having brains (Academic All-American of the Year for the sport of basketball in both 2002 and 2003) and guts (the European team he played for in 2003 went bankrupt halfway thru the season and stopped paying its players, but Bonner stuck it out and finished the year averaging 19 and 9).

Just Missed the Cut: Austin Croshere, Troy Murphy

Bonner’s not the only 6-10 guy who can bomb threes. Unfortunately, Croshere’s best days are clearly behind him (plus he’s been dealing with back spasms) and Troy Murphy isn’t exactly someone you can rely on night in and night out.

Everyone Else: Louis Amundson, Brian Cardinal, Paul Davis, Nick Fazekas, Pat Garrity, Mark Madsen, Steve Novak, Shavlik Randolph, Brian Scalabrine, Jason Smith

CENTERS:

(1) Chris Kaman

Chris Kaman has put up some eye-popping stats this season. Thru 38 games, he has 29 double-doubles and 11 fifteen-fifteen games. He’s also blocking over 3 shots per game, which is 3rd best in the NBA. Kaman’s defensive presence will be a key factor for the All-White team, as will his ability to score in the paint. If Chris can force teams to double him down low, that would help create shots for the excellent shooters on this team.

Here is an interesting story about Kaman. He was diagnosed with attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder at the age of 2 and began taking Ritalin and Adderall soon after. Not until this past summer did he find out that he actually has an anxiety disorder that causes him to over-analyze situations. Now he uses neurofeedback to monitor his brain waves and reinforce calm thoughts, which he says has made the fast-paced NBA game a lot easier this season.

(2) Brad Miller

Having the 10-year veteran as a backup center is a nice luxury for the All-White team. He’s proven that’s he’s still one of the top centers in the league, and he complements Kaman well because they’re two very different players. While Kaman attempts 61% of his shots from inside the paint, Miller prefers to take 69% of his shots outside the paint. Brad is a superb mid-range shooter, making him an excellent pick and roll/ pick and pop partner.

Miller is also one of the best passing big men in the game today. His ability to find the open man will be a major asset to the sweet shooting All-White team. And while I wouldn’t call him a defensive enforcer, he’s a physical player who’s not afraid to mix it up and give hard fouls. Kaman and Miller are a great 1-2 punch at the center position.

Just Missed the Cut: Jeff Foster, Scot Pollard

I love the energy and hustle that Foster brings to the table, but this team should be able to hold its own on the boards without him. Scot Pollard is a valuable 12th man thanks to his experience and overall goofiness, but this team just doesn’t need a 3rd center.

Everyone Else: Michael Doleac, Aaron Gray, Spencer Hawes, Raef LaFrentz, Chris Mihm, Joel Przybilla, Robert Swift, Jake Voskuhl

So the All-White American team is…

PG: Steve Blake / Kirk Hinrich / Chris Quinn

SG: Mike Miller / Brent Barry

SF: Mike Dunleavy / Luke Walton

PF: David Lee / Nick Collison / Matt Bonner

C: Chris Kaman / Brad Miller

All-White team by the Numbers:

3 = # of Florida Gators on team: Mike Miller (’00), Matt Bonner (’03), and David Lee (’05).

$70,479,434 = Total ‘07-08 Payroll for the All-White roster

Pretty crazy, huh? Even by leaving Jason Williams ($8,937,500) off the team in favor of Chris Quinn ($687,456), this team is still over the Luxury Tax limit of $67,865,000. While Kaman, Mike Miller, Dunleavy, and Brad Miller are all earning over $8 million this season, the real culprit here is Kirk Hinrich. Hinrich is due to make $11 million in ‘07-08, and he still has 4 years and $36.5 million left on his contract after this season!

If I were taking the salary cap/ luxury tax into account, I would replace Hinrich with Coby Karl ($427,163). Voila: now only 5 NBA teams have lower payrolls. Isn’t it amazing how 1 or 2 bad contracts can really hinder a franchise?

Other Random Numbers:

0 = # of White players on the Hawks, Cavs, Nuggets, Pistons, and Nets.
12 = # of White players on the Indiana Pacers, Portland TrailBlazers, and Seattle Sonics (4 each).
66.4 = % of White people in the United States (2006 Census data).
76.5 = % of White people in Washington (2006 Census data).
81.0 = % of White people in Oregon (2006 Census data).
83.9 = % of White people in Indiana (2006 Census data).

Do the Sonics, Blazers, and Pacers tend to favor white American players because a larger than average % of their fans are white?

Help on the Way?

Here are a couple of college prospects who could be joining the All-White NBA team very soon…

SG/SF: Chase Budinger

Budinger is a sophomore at Arizona with serious hops and a solid outside shot. The dude is a phenomenal athlete: he has a 40+ inch vertical and was a standout volleyball player in high school. He was co-MVP (with Kevin Durant) of the 2006 McDonalds All-American game, so you know Budinger can play. He has had some big games this year against elite competition, which is a very good sign:

@Kansas – 27 points (10-23 FG), 6 rebounds, 1 assist, 2 steals, 6 threes @Memphis – 20 points (8-15 FG), 6 rebounds, 2 assists, 1 steal, 3 threes Washington St. – 22 points (6-11 FG), 5 rebounds, 4 assists, 4 threes

DraftExpress currently projects him to go #10 in their 2008 mock draft and suggests that he would excel playing for an uptempo team. He needs to bulk up a bit, but Chase’s athleticism would provide a huge boost for the All-White team. Imagine Dunleavy leading a fast-break with Budinger and David Lee running the wings! With Brent Barry ailing and aging, Budinger seems like the leading candidate to replace him.

PF: Kevin Love

The UCLA freshman is a little shorter (listed at 6-10 but probably 6-8) and heavier (slower) than you’d like for a big man, but his skill set is undeniable. Love has an excellent shooting touch and decent ball-handling skills for a big man. While he won’t out-jump anybody on the NBA level, he knows his way around the paint and has great hands and instincts to finish around the basket.

But my favorite thing about Love is his ability to ignite fast breaks with his killer outlet passes. That’s high praise from John Wooden! Let’s check out how he’s fared against some of the top teams in the nation:

@Michigan St. – 21 points (9-12 FT), 11 rebounds (8 off.), 3 assists
@Stanford – 15 points (4-7 FG, 7-8 FT), 7 rebounds, 2 turnovers
Wash. St. – 27 points (9-12 FG), 14 rebounds, 4 assists, 2 blocks, 2 threes

DraftExpress projects Love to be picked #15 if he comes out for the 2008 NBA draft. I think he definitely has to lose some weight to play at the next level, but he’s a much better pro prospect than Tyler Hansbrough in my opinion. He has to prove that he can play with the big boys before joining the All-White team, but Nick Collison’s spot could be in jeopardy soon…

How would this team fare?

Let’s say some crazy organization actually decided to put this team together. If my All-White team actually existed and had an entire offseason to prepare together, how would they fare against the other teams in the NBA? Assuming they play a neutral conference (neither East nor West heavy), average strength schedule, how many games would they win?

How many games would the All-White team win?

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74 Responses to “The All-White American Team”
  1. Soul says:

    Nice idea but you can see an American “white” bias. Where are all the Euros?

    • JamesJoyce says:

      This is about white american NBA players… Left off this list.. Chris “Birdman” Anderson. Ican’t think of anyone else. We’ll wait and find out.
      P.S. Everyone in NC including Durham natives HATE Duke!

      • Evil E says:

        Birdman was left off the list because the article was published in January 2008 and Andersen wasn’t reinstated until March 2008.

        Like I said, I’ll update this article at some point next season, and the Bird will definitely be on my team.

  2. Jonny says:

    I know Nooch is from Argentina but put a flannel and buzzsaw on him and you got a guy that could be from middle america.

  3. Evil E says:

    OK, I obviously need to clarify this.

    This article is examining white players born in the United States of America ONLY. No Europeans have been considered!

    Is that because I’m biased? I don’t think so.

    The NBA has changed quite a bit since it was founded in 1946. In the early years, it was comprised of almost ALL American-born white players.

    That started to change in the late 50’s and early 60’s. African-Americans were now entering the league in significant numbers and making huge contributions to the game of basketball.

    Obviously, this “trend” continued. As the number of black players in the league got bigger and bigger, the number of white players got smaller and smaller. There was no need to even say white AMERICANS until the late 80’s.

    ENTER: Detlef Schrempf, Rik Smits, Drazen Petrovic, Vlade Divac, and Sarunas Marciulionis.

    These European players (and ones to follow) started a new “trend” that was only compunded by the USA “Dream Team” dominating the 1992 Olympics. After that, more and more kids began playing basketball all around the globe.

    The results are staggering. At the end of the 2007 season, there were 85 international players from 37 different countries on NBA rosters.

    And these guys aren’t just taking up roster spots, they’re winning! In the 2005 NBA playoffs, there were 24 international players on playoff rosters. That number jumped to 44 in 2006 and 60 in 2007! Both the regular season MVP (Dirk Nowitzki) and the Finals MVP (Tony Parker) last year were international players.

    The United States no longer dominates the sport of basketball. It thought it did prior to the 2004 Olympics, and had to take home the Bronze medal as a result. (By the way, I thought that was a wonderful thing and was beating my chest just like Carlos Arroyo and Sarunas Jasikevicius when Puerto Rico and Lithuania upended team USA).

    Am I biased toward American players? Not at all.

    I respect international players. I love international players. Ginobili, Kirilenko, Biedrins, and Yao are some of my favorite NBA players. I didn’t select an All-White International team because I don’t think there is a need to: there are so many good ones already and that number increases every year.

    Truly now more than ever, basketball is a global game.

    I chose to examine white American-born players because they are a dying breed. A breed that was once the majority is now the minority, and I find that intriguing.

    I wanted to know how many “white guys” are currently in the league. I wanted to select the best ones to see where their current talent level stands. I wanted to see the strengths and weaknesses of those players and then compare them to the rest of the league.

    I thought an All-White American team would be much more compelling than an All-White International team.

    You guys don’t think so?

  4. Evil E says:

    The Nocioni comment cracked me up by the way…

  5. Rich says:

    What about half white guys? You can take half of their stats lol.

  6. Jonny says:

    yeah half a jason kidd dominates a whole Steve Blake…

    what about Nash? Can’t we get him on the all white team? He’s North American! Put that son of a bitch on the team and they win 45-50.

  7. Billy says:

    Obviously this experiment was not done to fit within the salary cap, so evaluating it by that method is interesting, but not really relevant. Most teams (those not managed by Isiah Thomas; and ignoring the Michael Finley aberration) would not have two backups making a combined $20m a year (Miller/Hinrich).

    Considering this team lacks a real scoring punch, I thought Wally Szczerbiak would have at least received a mention. Even though he was born in Spain and grew up over there, I believe he is technically an American. His Roland Rating of +7.3 easily eclipses anyone else eligible for the team other than Josh McRoberts, Shavlik Randolph and Nick Fazekas, none of whom have even played 1% of their teams mins this year (I’m too pressed for time at the moment to check totals). I’d say replace Hinrich with Szczerbiak, if we care about cap space, if not replace Bonner or Quinn. We don’t really need 3 pgs on this team with Mike Dunleavy and Luke Walton playing the “point-forward” role.

  8. Evil E says:

    Like you said, Wally was born and raised in Spain, so I left him off the list.

    Still, I would rather have Bonner over Wally. I would probably take Coby Karl over him as well. While Wally’s solid Roland rating on a poor team is impressive indeed, I’ve never thought of him as a good team player. He seems to always “get his” rather than helping teammates get theirs (even tho he needs his teammates to get his back on defense). Since I don’t consider Wally a great veteran leader, I would much rather go with young, hungry, and enthusiastic guys with upside at the end of the bench. Hence, Quinn and Bonner (and Karl over Wally).

    By the way, if you guys are interested in Budinger and Love, Arizona plays at UCLA tonight on ESPN in a classic Pac-10 matchup!

  9. noel says:

    First if you’re going to start a point guard i’d rather start a pg that has a little more defense. Hinrich over blake any day. Two this opinion isn’t expressing my opinion on the all white team its expressing my opinion on who is saying that they’re going to win how many games??? Most of you people are voting them to win at least 40-45 games. Thats a little closer to happening in the eastern conference then the western conferance. If you put them in the western conferance they’re going to be one of the worst teams in the league hands down. Look at how stacked the west is now. Put them in the east its a little more reasonable but you’re still going to come out to what 35-39 wins at most if you’re putting it in the catagories listed above. What you’re missing from this team is a dominant scorer or player for that fact that can take over a game if needed. Your point guard position is weak if you take blake as your start pg. Best year was on denver so far and that was an ok year. Hinrich is the best pg that you choose from and dont even bother with chris quinn at this point. Then you pick mike miller and brent barry. Mike miller will get eaten up as well as brent barry at the shooting guard position because the defense is horrible. Sure they can both shoot but wouldn’t you want a point guard that can create for himself i dont see that happening with either one of them. Then you have dunleavy who is having an incredible year but lets see if he keeps it up next year and walton who is a terrible shooter. He could what pass and rebound sometimes. Then you have about the only person that i would ever take to build a team around in david lee because he shows heart which is more then what any of the people show in the nba. Finally someone who brings energy every game. Collison he can rebound about his only talent and then you put bonner. Alright he can shoot but is he going to get open shots like he gets with san an i think not. Who are you going to double up on so that they can swing the ball around to get him an open shot? Mike miller? yeah ok. So then we come to the center position where kaman is having a career year and miller isnt doing too shabby but they’re certainly not enough to help you win 40+ games. Out of this whole team you have no defense whatsoever. And you expect this team according to the votes to win 40-45 games at most. Thats being very generous. As for the 7 people at this point that voted that they would be an elite team you’re even dumber then the people that think they’ll win 45 games with that horrible lineup. Heres a list of teams that they could beat.

    Knicks…im pretty sure the local cyo team can beat them

    Heat… and im saying only them based on the record im pretty sure that dwayne wade could take the game over and beat them if need be

    Timberwolves….Too new of a group they dont have the team chemistry that it takes to win. Give them a couple of years and al jefferson already a beast will be even better and the pieces that they get to fit around him they will be a real good team.

    and thats about all the teams that they could beat.

  10. Marc says:

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    Join in and comment…

  11. Lu-Dro says:

    Zydrunas Ilgauskas

  12. CMB says:

    The most interesting aspect of this discussion is not the ranking of white players; but rather, the possible reasons for making a distinction between American born white players and Euros.

  13. Lou says:

    This team needs a little Troy Murphy and or Jeff Foster. A couple of years ago, Murphy averaged a double-double and if added to the All-White American team he could reach those lofty numbers again. Foster’s a tough minded tenacious rebounder, a scrapper and would be a nice addition.

  14. Ed says:

    Good squad actually…..

    Only gripe I have is that Travis Diener would HAVE to be included over Chris Quinn.

    Chris Quinn?

    Also the glutton at SF is interesting. Kapono and Korver both get left off despite their 3-point prowess.

    Also, just a personal opinion but I would roll with Troy Murphy over Bonner and/or Collison, mainly because Murphy is left-handed and it would add some “flare” to a squad needing any “flare” it can get it’s hands on.

    I guess Bonner’s red-headed-ness (word?) adds flare as well….so Murphy would replace Collison.

    Redick and Morrisson wouldn’t even be invited to TRY-OUT if I was coaching the team…..just a thought.

  15. Evil E says:

    Funny you guys mention Diener, Murphy, and Foster because I was going to mention that the Pacers have been STARTING all FOUR (Mike D. is the other) of their white American players recently! They’ve gone 2-4, but lost to the Pistons, Rockets, Magic, and Spurs.

    All of the guys you mentioned leaving off are LEGIT players whom I definitely considered…

    As a Warriors fan, I saw plenty of Troy Murphy, and as a lefty, I enjoyed his game. But ever since he honed that 3-point shot it seems like the rest of his game has digressed. Or maybe his ceiling just wasn’t that high to begin with.

    Jeff Foster was closer to making my team than Murph because he’s always been productive in limited minutes. As said, I love his energy off the bench, but I think this team could hold their own on the boards without him.

    I’m a big Kapono fan (thought he would get more minutes in Toronto) for his shooting efficiency, but I think a healthy Walton helps out a lot in terms of versatility and chemistry.

    You know what?

    I totally agree with Ed’s gripe and would like to substitute Diener in for Quinn now.

    I gave Quinn the nod because he had started several games for Miami and played solid, whereas Diener didn’t get big minutes until recently. I enjoyed watching Travis play at Marquette w/ D. Wade and he’s TORN UP the summer league the past 2 seasons. Over his last 6 games (started all), he’s recorded 35 assists to just 5 turnovers!!!

    Let’s go with Diener over Quinn!

  16. soul says:

    I don’t think your all white USA Team could beat the Washington Generals.

  17. Andrew King says:

    Before I start, let me say, I can’t believe how quickly the article was misinterpreted. I thought I had thin skin. Europeans make the all-star team. So that article would’ve been redundant.

    I’ll go player by player.

    1) Blake.
    Definitely my top choice. Cameron pointed out to me Blake’s ast/to ratio a couple months ago. That’s definitely the stat in his line most indicative of his presence on the court.

    2) Hinrich.
    His inability to create and overall low shooting percentage are what turn me off to Hinrich. But I’m not sure who I’d replace him with.

    3) Quinn.
    Haven’t watched him play enough to comment.

    4) Mike Miller.
    My love affair with Miller ended so quickly after that sophomore season, but how can I dispute the pick?

    5) Brent Barry.
    Oh hell yes. Barry’s one of those players that I think you would find is disproportionately popular with coaches as opposed to fans (save for that 15 minutes following his “can anyone here fucking believe there isn’t a brother in this building who can’t beat that shitty rehash of 1986?” slam dunk contest performance). He’s great with angles, screens, backdoors, slip screens, fades; it’s fun to watch guys like him. He’s just one of those players that’s great at doing all the little things, and who excels in exceptionally important areas of the game that aren’t typically noticed by the casual fan (e.g. moving without the ball). Yeah, so I agree again. Solid choice.

    6) Dunleavy.
    Sure. There’s really no debate.

    7) Luke Walton.
    Ditto. I’m always amazed that the people who loathe Walton the most- and give him the least credit- are Lakers fans. Can’t figure it out.

    8) David Lee.
    Duh. Best white American player in the league. Better than Kaman.

    9) Collison.
    Haha, I like the comment about taking charges. Funny and highly relevant. Thinking about Collison makes me wonder: might it be more important to look at the success of white American players in college than the NBA? After all, the international game is much more similar to our college game, and it’s clear that teams with players who know each other best (most of the international teams who play together year round) and who have players the most educated in various formal systems. The reason is that I highly doubt you’ll find any plays from the coaches’ NBA playbooks in their Team USA playbooks, or very few. So players who have less experience and less quality experience at the college and even high school levels are probably going to be less likely to succeed in this style of play.For that reason, I’d heavily weigh my disposition in favor of those players whose teams succeeded at the highest level in college or who came from great programs under great coaches.
    Then again, it seems like most white American players in the NBA are there because of their superior x and o literacy, so it might be a bigger challenge to mobilize the team behind the few guys named who are’t role players…which is, arguably, none of them (the argument being that the only white Americans leading teams are leading teams that suck).

    10) Bonner.
    I feel like Brad Pitt in Troy: “Is there no one else?” God, that’s depressing. It would be so much more comforting if Croshere were in his prime.

    Hmm…that’s it. I agree with all your picks. Kudos.

  18. Shaggy says:

    Hey How about the 76ers PF Jason Smith. From David Thorpe’s Analysis: Smith went to Colorado State, a team that never had much national success, but when he first caught the ball the other night against Houston at the high post, he went right at Yao Ming and finished a strong layup over him. No ACC player could have done any better.

  19. Evil E says:

    Shaggy – I haven’t seen Smith play too much, but his production in limited minutes has definitely been impressive. He’s a guy to watch in the 2nd half if Philly starts playing him more, but I don’t think he’s ready to knock off Collison or Bonner just yet (you guys don’t like Firecrotch?).

    Andrew – Would Austin Croshere in his prime (I’m assuming circa the 2000 NBA Finals vs. the Lakers?) really comfort you that much? :)

  20. Marsh says:

    What about Ginobili? He’s white, right?

  21. Marsh says:

    USA team. My reading skills suffer.

  22. dumber says:

    A similar idea for a new article

    Rank the players with the last name of Williams vs those of past years

  23. Ted says:

    I wonder how this team would actually perform in the NBA. Loads of shooters and some decent muscle down low might just click well. But lacking the crazy althleticism of other players in the league this group would have to play outstanding team defense.

    What I want to see next Evil is a roster that all fires from the left. With lefties comprising roughly 10% of the total population you would be drawing from a pool of players similar in size to that of white American ballers in the NBA.

  24. Evil E says:

    I have yet to find a comprehensive list of lefty NBA players. Maybe you guys should help me compile one:

    PG- Fisher, Del. West, D. Stoudamire
    SG- Ginobili, Redd, Mobley, Mo-Pete
    SF- J-Smoov, Prince
    PF- Bosh, Odom, D. Lee, Randolph, Murphy
    C- LaFrentz

    Who else is there?

  25. Andrew King says:

    Hey, I didn’t know where else to put this (there’s probably a forum on here, somewhere, but I’m too lazy to look right now). Check out what one user wrote in Hollinger’s Power Rankings about Dirk:

    “Kidd turns this Mavs team into a true contender by allowing Dirk to be exactly what he is — a nice complimentary player. He’s not a leader, he is simply Ray Allen trapped in a 7-foot body.”

    I’ve always thought that, but any time I express that opinion, I find myself alone in a room of guys yelling at me. Anyone here agree? It’s just my opinion that all these 7-footers who don’t play a back-to-the-basket game (the trend the Europeans imposed) will never be franchise players. And Garnett balances his play, so I don’t think he can be counted an exception.

    Sound off.

  26. Evil E says:

    Yeah man, I wrote about the trade here:
    http://www.rotoevil.com/nba/jason-kidd-back-in-dallas

    Here’s what I said about Dirk:
    “Dirk has got to be loving this even more than Kobe was about the Kwame / Gasol exchange. He can now defer the leadership pressures to Kidd and simply play his own game. Dirk has never struck me as a natural leader. Instead, it seemed like he tried to be a leader, but we saw what happened in last year’s playoffs. This is going to be a huge MENTAL boost for Nowitzki.”

    So yeah, I agree. The Mavs were at a serious mental disadvantage before the trade. Kidd changes that.

  27. Andrew King says:

    Well, then.

    Boo-yah. I feel more validated than a girl who got her first period.

  28. Andrew King says:

    Oh, and Cammy’s always a good one to hit up on the lefties. He watches more NBA than anyone I know but you. His analysis in everything not pertaining to x’s and o’s is superior to mine, now.

    He’s on mine or Ted’s MySpace (if you don’t already have him added).

  29. Andrew King says:

    Wait, I just read Ted’s comments from above. What do you mean, you wonder how they would perform?

    C’mon, this team would get blown out every night.

  30. FLoppy says:

    ^^ re: The William’s ranking – I actually compiled a fantasy team (keeper league last year) of Players with the last name Williams and did pretty damn well. From what I recall, the starting 5 was –

    PG – Shammond Williams
    SG – Mo Williams
    SF – Justin Williams
    PF – Corliss Williamson
    C – Aaron Williams

    Bench had my good players of course. I just thought it’d be funny to roll out an all William’s team and name it “The Bills”

    I ended up losing in the first round of the playoffs in that keeper league that year.

  31. Calvin says:

    Great article. where did you find the information on who was a white american? did you know or did you look it up individually. You have a little bit of a florida bias
    matt bonner would not make any “all whatver” team he isnt good are you kidding me just because he had one good game that doesnt mean you should think he’s sweet. pick one of the guys who actualy play his percentages dont mean anything when he plays only half the games and shoot 50 times a season!!! also steve blake over hinrichs a joke. Steve blake while good isnt even a full time starter and while i love chris quinn as a player you’ve got to put ridnour in front of him cnsidering the whole quinns only played half a season and has like 25 career starts

    Its just RIDDECCCULOUS to say brent barry is the second best white american shooting guard in the nba!!!! since you’ve been going off guys who shine in moment of playing time why not go with jj redick, but seriously barry? not at his age and limited abilities. and ur just stupid in say coby carl over any of the guards considering he’s played in like 5 nba games!!!!!!!! thats just childish love of a player and not evalutating the talent.

    Kapono and korver are both clearly better players and help there teams more than luke walton. luke walton is a decent player at best. the dead eye shooters are way more helpful than a guy who throws a couple good passes a game and often misses layups on a game by game basis

    but besides these obvious flaws you put together a lot of good information. and anyone who thinks these 15 guys couldnt win mor than 45 games is just kidding themselves. I gurantee with these guys who all play in the nba most of the them substanial minutes could out play any nba team assembled right now because all 15 of them could be in the game going 100% unlike any other team in the league think about it… do you see the lakers or the celtics using the last 5 guys on the roster… hell no but with this team you could rashion time and win nearly every game in my opinion this is a 70 win team hands down with shooters and hustlers like redick kapono and lee how would anyone stop such a fresh team!

  32. Calvin says:

    OOOO and where is Blake Ahearn he doesnt play a lot but when the nations all time college hoops leader in freethrow percentage gets some court time he does damgae from the three point line again i ask where’d u get the number 51 white boys cause your missing a couple

  33. Evil E says:

    Hey Calvin – My bad for not responding earlier.

    As is the case for almost everything I post on my site, I did research and figured it out on my own. The # of “white boys” in the NBA that is. On 1/27/08, I scoured the active rosters of every NBA team and I found 51 American-born white players. Who do you think I left out? I spend a lot of time checking my facts, so I challenge you to prove me wrong.

    You’re underestimating Brent Barry BIG TIME. There’s a reason so many teams still want the guy, even tho he’s clearly past his prime physically. The guy is a great all-around player and has proven himself time and time again. You’d rather have Redick?!?!

    I insist that Matt Bonner could be a solid player if he got minutes. As you know, big men who can shoot threes are a nice asset. I don’t think Bonner is better than say Troy Murphy, but I also said that Bonner was my “12th man.” Would Troy Murphy (a guy who’s used to starting) be happy in the role of 12th man? I don’t think so. He would probably bitch and whine and as a result would have a negative impact on the team. A guy like Bonner is happy just being in the league, so he has no problem cheerleading. See, I try to think of all the angles…

    As for Walton over Kapono & Korver, it’s tough to say right now because both Walton & Kapono didn’t play that much last year. I DO think that Kapono is a more valuable player, but like I said, I left him off the team because they already have plenty of shooters, so I went with a guy who doesn’t mind passing the ball and getting teammates involved. As for Korver, his defense sucks balls, but I’ll admit that I also don’t like the guy for some reason.

    As for starting Blake over Hinrich and picking Quinn over Ridnour, it’s hard to argue really, as all of them would get destroyed by top PGs, but if you took a poll and asked coaches and GM’s, I think more would agree with me than disagree.

    Lastly, I don’t think any combination of white American players could win more than 45 games in today’s NBA. Am I kidding myself? I don’t think so.

    “could out play any nba team assembled right now because all 15 of them could be in the game going 100% unlike any other team in the league…with this team you could rashion time and win nearly every game in my opinion this is a 70 win team hands down!”

    So white boys give 100% and non-white players don’t? I guess stereotypes never die. I truly hope you’re kidding when you say this is a 70 win team. Oh wait, I get it. All 15 of them in the game at the same time? Naww, I’d still only give them 58 wins. :mrgreen:

    Thanks for the comments man.

  34. melvintheterrible says:

    I think you need to set the criteria on what determines their whiteness. Aside from a complete family pedigree and mitchondrial dna testing, music preference, dancing ability, alcohol tolerannce, thc tolerance, and daily average clothing attire should come into play.

  35. Evil E says:

    “I think you need to set the criteria on what determines their whiteness. Aside from a complete family pedigree and mitchondrial dna testing, music preference, dancing ability, alcohol tolerannce, thc tolerance, and daily average clothing attire should come into play.”

    :lol: That might be the funniest comment I’ve ever read on my site. Thanks melvintheterrible! Why does Mark Madsen come to mind???
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D3xkIKc_3E

  36. Calvin Edwards says:

    lol okay maybe not 70 wins but i think they would definitely be very competitve cause when you think about it most these guys have a good role on their own nba team and we have here almost 10 nba starters! you see what i mean that bench could make up there own nba starting team so this would be a very good team as one group…. people dont give these guys the credit they deserve and people dont understand that just because there white it doesnt mean that there not athletic… to get to this level you have to be very athletic and most these guys are just that…. by the way the only white american i saw you left out was blake ahearn…. props on the all the research man that must have took some time up… well also kevin love has looked solid in summer league so he should contribute here soon… idk mybe even joe alexander … hopefully you add those names to the list of white boys in the nba… also if you havent heard of jaycee carroll look him up he was nasty for utah state and he’s a great shooter i dont think he’ll make a team though… i was wondering if you’d ever respond so go ahead and email me when u do so i’ll know when to talk back looking foreward to hearing what u think

  37. T says:

    Now that Kaman is playing for Germany how many wins is this team down to?

  38. Evil E says:

    :lol: Good question man. How do you guys feel about Kaman playing for Germany? If that’s his only chance to compete in the Olympics, I don’t blame him at all. But should his decision have some repercussions… such as being kicked off the All-white American team??? :D

    I have no problem kicking Kaman off and replacing him with Kevin Love for ‘08-09. I also think that Troy Murphy is going to have a nice bounceback season, so he’ll likely earn his spot back on the team this year, knocking out Bonner.

    Calvin – I haven’t seen Jaycee Carroll play, but his college stats are extremely impressive (#2 last year w/ 1.38 points per possession). As for Ahearn, he didn’t play his first NBA game until 3/21 and I wrote this article on 1/27, so he wasn’t considered. Regardless, both he and Jaycee (related to Matt I assume?) are both 6-2 shooting guard, so the chances of them sticking in the NBA are slim.

    Does anyone think Redick and/or Morrison are going to make an impact this season?

  39. John L says:

    Now, now. Don’t be so quick to kick Kaman off the AWT. He does have dual citizenship so he is still technically and American.

    As for Redick and Morrison, IMHO – a resounding No as to each unless Redick gets traded. I think Morrison was one of the most over-hyped college players and I will be surprised if he has any longevity in this league.

  40. Calvin Edwards says:

    redick does have a very good chance of becoming a starters and a kyle korver matt carroll sort of player in the next two three years the biggest influence on whether he will or not is the team he plays for and the chance he is given

    morrison will stay what he was as a rookie, an okay starter but never great and never the next larry bird as some foolish people predicted

  41. TC says:

    Blake ahead of Hinrich? Really? Hinrich is better offensively but most importantly light years ahead of him defensively.

  42. Evil E says:

    Well, remember that I wrote that piece in January while the Bulls were sucking complete ass.

    BUT, I insist that Blake is a very underrated PG. His +/- on/off court stats last season were excellent:
    http://www.82games.com/0708/07POR1D.HTM

    Portland’s offense was +5 pts better per 100 possessions with him on the court and their defense was 1.1 points better with him on the court as well. The team outscored their opponents +69 when he played, but were -149 when he was on the bench.

    When Hinrich is on his game, YES, he’s a more talented player capable of doing more things, but right now, Blake is more reliable, and that’s one of the first things I’d look for when picking my starting PG.

  43. TC says:

    Fair enough but I still don’t think Blake is an NBA starter. Better off as a 12-20 mpg guy that keeps the 2nd unit steady but he’s held back because he’s a weak defender and an iffy shooter.

    Hinrich on the other hand is clearly an NBA starter. All-league defender who can even slide over and cover SG’s effectively. Unselfish and certainly a better shooter than he showed last season.

    Personally, I think it’s no contest as Hinrich, even in his worst season is better than Blake in his best.

  44. Evil E says:

    I don’t think Hinrich is an all-league defender. Solid, but not spectacular by any means. Check out this link:
    http://www.82games.com/0708/07CHI2C.HTM

    When Kirk played shooting guard, the opposing SG put up a per-48 minute PER of 19.6 and shot an eFG% [(FG + 0.5 * 3P) / FGA] of 53.9%, while Hinrich’s PER was 17.5 and his eFG% was 45.2%. That’s pretty poor D and inefficient O to make up for it.

  45. Evil E says:

    But forget about which players I picked and how many games this theoretical team would win for a second…

    Don’t any of you feel like digging deeper?

    Then let’s talk about those Indiana Pacers…

    -About 12% of the NBA’s current players are white Americans.
    -The Pacers currently have 5 white Americans on their team: Diener, Dunleavy, McRoberts, Murphy, Foster.
    -If they get rid of troublemakers Tinsley & Williams, 35.7% of their roster will be white.
    -86% of the people in Indiana are white, which is well above the U.S. average.
    http://factfinder.census.gov/servlet/ACSSAFFFacts?_event=Search&geo_id=&_geoContext=&_street=&_county=&_cityTown=&_state=04000US18&_zip=&_lang=en&_sse=on&pctxt=fph&pgsl=010

    -White Americans playing for the Pacers isn’t a new occurrence, as there are plenty of active guys on other teams who used to play for Indiana (Austin Croshere, Brad Miller, Scot Pollard) as well as former players such as Chris Mullin, Fred Hoiberg, and Reggie Miller (I kid).

    Sooo….

    -Does the Pacers’ management place an emphasis on bringing in white Americans?
    -Does their high proportion of white players lead to higher ticket sales?
    -Has their focus on white players ever resulted in them having a weaker team?
    -If you’re a Pacers fan and you said yes to the last question, does that bother you?

    :?: :!: :?:

  46. calvin Edwards says:

    kevin kruger is now on the bucks

  47. Ken says:

    Great Post, yeah I agree that Brent Barry is a very good choice. He stays on the bench for the Spurs but when he played a lot for the sonics he was one of the most efficient and fun to watch players in the league (plus is he the only white uy to win the SLAM DUNK TITLE?!?!? hello!) Just for fun how about an all-white team lineup regardless of nationality?
    1st 2nd
    PG Steve Nash Jose Calderon
    SG Manu Ginobili Mike Dunleavy
    SF Hedo Turkoglu Mike Milller
    PF Dirk Nowitzki David Lee
    C Andrew Bogut Pau Gasol

    I think that this roster would be a lock for the NBA title, unless of course they played the all black team hahaha.

  48. DMJ says:

    Who was the last american born white guy to make the all star team?
    I know brad miller made oit. Anyone since?

    • Evil E says:

      Naww, Brad Miller was the last. He played in the 2003 and 2004 All-Star games.

      The last white guy before that was John Stockton in 2000.

      In 1997, both Christian Laettner and Tom Gugliotta were All-Stars. :|

      FYI – I’ll be updating this article at some point next season to consider new guys and possible changes. Let the lobbying begin!

  49. Evil E says:

    I believe this song applies here:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcVEDCqKNz0
    :lol:

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